Scene: A Futuristic Political Rally with Elon Musk
The rally hall is vast, packed with futuristic technology, giant holographic screens, and a crowd of wildly enthusiastic and confused supporters. The air is buzzing with the sound of space-themed music and the hum of electric vehicles charging in the background. At the centre of the stage stands Elon Musk, wearing a sleek, futuristic suit that looks like it was designed on Mars. He steps up to the podium, holding a microphone in one hand and a glowing, neon-coloured Tesla key in the other. The crowd goes wild.
Elon Musk (grinning widely):
"Thank you, thank you, my fellow Earthlings! Or should I say, future Mars-dwellers? I'm here today with one simple message: it's time to Make the Solar System Great Again!"
Crowd (half-confused, half-enthusiastic):
"Yeah! Mars! Woo!"
"Colonise it all!"
"Take my money!"
Elon Musk (nodding with approval):
"Now, we all know Earth’s got some issues. Climate change, traffic, and—let’s be honest—this whole ‘gravity’ thing is overrated. I mean, who needs it? That’s why we need to leave Earth and go beyond—to the cosmos! To Mars! A place where we can finally breathe—in our own air, because, you know, Earth’s air is kinda overrated too!"
Crowd (cheering, holding up signs like “Mars First, Earth Later!” and “Buy a Tesla, Save the Moon!”):
“Yeah! Forget gravity!”
“Let’s breathe our own air!”
“Move to Mars now!”
Elon Musk (pointing dramatically to a giant hologram of Mars on the screen behind him):
"Some people will say, ‘Elon, what about Earth? What about fixing this place?’ Well, I say—sure, we can fix it... eventually! But first, let’s colonise Mars! After that, we’ll work on Earth... but only after we’ve got better Wi-Fi on Mars, folks. Gotta get that Wi-Fi signal out there. It’s the future, I’m telling you!"
Crowd (chanting):
“Better Wi-Fi! Better Wi-Fi!”
Elon Musk (smiling smugly):
"Exactly! And while we’re at it, let’s talk about energy. Let’s make sure everyone has solar panels, on their Tesla, on their spaceship, and on their homes on Mars! Why not? It's time for a revolution, people! A revolution of electric revolutionaries!"
Crowd (now completely on board, clapping in rhythm):
“Electric! Electric!”
“Revolutionise everything!”
“Take my car!”
Elon Musk (shifting tone to something more serious, but still absurd):
"And let's be clear—this isn't just about Mars, it’s about making the whole solar system great again. We'll colonise Jupiter next. After that? Maybe Saturn! Why stop at just one planet? Space is endless, and we have the resources... to waste a lot of them on building the coolest, most expensive space hotels you've ever seen!"
Crowd (going wild, chanting):
“Space hotels!”
“Take me to space!”
"To infinity and beyond!"
Elon Musk (raising a finger dramatically):
"And remember, folks—this is just the beginning! The future is electric, the future is Martian, and the future definitely involves never, ever worrying about traffic again. Imagine flying cars—without the traffic! We’ll have flying Teslas! I’ll drive one personally, once I figure out how to make the autopilot really not crash."
Crowd (laughing, cheering):
“Fly! Fly!”
“Take my money for flying cars!”
“We love you, Elon!”
Elon Musk (grinning widely):
"Now, who's ready to vote for the future? Who’s ready to make the solar system great again?!"
Crowd (screaming, raising hands, some faintly unsure about the practicality of space travel):
“Make it great! Mars now! Tesla forever!”
"Vote Musk! To space!"
Elon Musk (giving a dramatic nod, clearly basking in the absurdity of it all):
"Remember, folks: the only way forward is up. Let’s make space great again. Let’s make the Earth irrelevant. Vote for the future!"
Crowd (completely swept up in the absurdity, waving signs like "Vote Musk for Mars!" and "Musk: King of the Solar System"):
"Vote Musk! Mars forever!"
The camera zooms out as the rally rages on, the crowd wildly chanting, the holograms flashing bizarre slogans, and Elon Musk, basking in his own eccentricity, waves to the crowd.
End Scene.
