Here’s the scene—Trump, ever the showman, takes the podium to unveil his latest bold plan. A crowd of excited supporters surrounds him, waving signs like “Keep Earth Human!” and “No More Daleks!”
Trump (gesturing with his hands, clearly enjoying himself): “Folks, we’ve got a huge problem. I’ve been saying it for years. We’ve got these... Daleks—rolling in from who knows where, just taking over! They don’t work, they don’t pay taxes, they just roll around shouting ‘Exterminate!’ and frankly, it’s rude. Very rude.”
Supporters: “Build the wall! Build the wall!”
Trump: “That’s exactly right. We’re gonna build a wall, folks. And not just any wall. This’ll be a beautiful, strong wall. Dalek-proof. Titanium, vibranium, whatever it takes. And it’s gonna be huge—higher than anything those Daleks have ever seen.”
Dalek Ambassador (rolling in, attempting diplomacy): “*Objection! Earth is ours! All life forms are inferior! You will SUBMIT!”
Trump (smirking): “See? This is exactly what I’m talking about. They come here, demanding we submit. Well, I don’t submit. I never submit. I submit to no one.”
Supporters (cheering): “Yeah! No submission!”
Trump: “You know, I even offered to work with them. I said, ‘Daleks, maybe you’d like to contribute to the Earth economy—open a laser repair shop, maybe start a little extermination business with a proper permit.’ But no, they just roll around blasting stuff. They’re not sending us their best.”
Dalek Ambassador (growing more irritated): “EX-TER-MI-NATE negotiation! Only EXTERMINATE!”
Trump (unfazed, waving him off): “And that, folks, is why we need this wall. It’s for safety, it’s for jobs, it’s for America. And get this—they’re gonna pay for it.”
Dalek Ambassador (incredulous): “WE. WILL. NOT. PAY. FOR A WALL!”
Trump (leaning toward the Dalek, grinning): “Oh, I think you will. Because you know what? We’ve got the best negotiators in the world. The best! And if you don’t pay for the wall... well, then we’ll put tariffs on your laser parts. How’s that?”
Dalek Ambassador (sputtering): “ILLOGICAL! This is an OUTRAGE!”
Trump (turning to the crowd, arms raised): “Folks, they can’t handle it. They don’t know what to do. But we’re gonna build that wall, and we’re gonna keep our Earth safe. No more Daleks flooding in from space. America first!”
Supporters (chanting): “America first! America first!”
Dalek Ambassador (retreating, muttering): “We will remember this... you have not heard the last of the Daleks!”
The Dalek rolls out, defeated (for now), while Trump basks in the cheers of his audience, basking in yet another “victory” over the intergalactic menace.
Trump versus the Daleks—who knew a wall could go cosmic?
