'Ignorance Era Policies' by ChatGPT

The Ignorance Era Policies

1. Homer Simpson as Minister of Common Sense:
   Homer bans warning labels: “If you don’t know coffee’s hot, maybe it’s meant to burn you!” His campaign to save tax dollars by “reusing garbage” results in a literal mountain of trash in the White House.

2. Elon Musk, Secretary of Reality Reimagining:
   Elon announces a “Mars Migration Lottery” where winners are sent to the moon instead because “Close enough.” He also rebrands climate change as “Hot Vibes.”

3. The Squirrel, Cybersecurity Czar:
   The squirrel installs “nut-based encryption” on all federal systems, locking out the government whenever autumn rolls around.

Trump declares: “We’re winning like never before!”