Make Stupidity Great Again
Trump:
“Now, people have been asking me, ‘Donald, what’s next? You’ve already done everything—built walls, owned the libs, sold the best steaks!’ And I said, ‘What about stupidity? It’s been ignored for too long!’”
The crowd erupts into applause, though some are clearly confused.
Trump:
“Think about it. Stupidity built this country! Who else thought, ‘Hey, let’s cross an ocean in a wooden bathtub and call it America?’ The stupid people! Who else decided to put ketchup on steak? The geniuses? No! The stupid people!”
A few hesitant chuckles. Someone in the back whispers, “Did he just insult his own voters?”
Trump:
“But here’s the problem, folks. The elites—they hate stupidity! They’re out there saying, ‘Oh, you should read books! You should know where Canada is!’”
He leans into the mic:
“Well, I say, who needs Canada? Never liked it. Too cold. Too polite. And what do they have? Syrup! Sad!”
A smattering of cheers.
Trump:
“So today, I’m launching my new initiative: Make Stupidity Great Again! MS—uh, whatever the letters are, it’s going to be fantastic! No more of this so-called intelligence. No more ‘experts.’ We’re bringing back the glory days when you could say whatever you wanted, no matter how ridiculous, and people called it genius.”
He pauses dramatically.
Trump:
“Like when I said windmills cause cancer. Turned out I was right—well, almost. Close enough! Tremendous moment.”
Now, who’s with me? Who wants to live in a world where we don’t have to know things, where we can be wrong all the time and still be winners—like me?”
The crowd roars, though many look bewildered.
As the cameras pan out, Trump waves triumphantly, shouting:
“Stupidity! It’s the future! And I invented it!”
