The camera pans over a glittering city. The Trumpus Maximus stands on a balcony, overseeing his realm, while a crowd of Minionus Obsequius chants below.
Cut to Minionus Obsequius at work—one adjusting a microphone, another polishing gold, a third scribbling notes.
"Unlike other creatures, the Minionus do not merely follow; they actively maintain the Trumpus' image. Their tasks include the constant reinforcement of the Trumpus’ self-importance, creating an environment in which only adoration can thrive."
The camera zooms in on a Minionus presenting the Trumpus with a mirror, which he inspects for several minutes.
"The Minionus’ most important role is as a reflection of the Trumpus itself. Through their endless praise, the Trumpus is able to sustain its inflated sense of self, and thus, its dominance."
Cut to Minionus Obsequius chanting "You’re the best!" in unison.
"Here, we see the Minionus perform the 'Echo Ritual,' a fascinating display in which every word uttered by the Trumpus is repeated back to him. This constant affirmation is essential to his survival."
The camera follows a lone Minionus Obsequius whispering ‘You’re the greatest.’
"Despite their servitude, the Minionus occasionally seek to outdo one another in displays of loyalty, hoping to gain favour with the Trumpus. In return, they are rewarded with his highest praise: 'Not bad, not bad at all.'"
Cut to a crowd of Minionus applauding as the Trumpus waves from his podium.
"In the end, the Trumpus Maximus would be nothing without the Minionus Obsequius. Together, they form a unique ecosystem, one built entirely on loyalty, praise, and performance."
