Scene: Trump is giving a speech at a rally, surrounded by his supporters. The crowd is roaring with applause as he stands at the podium, holding up a stack of papers that he never actually looks at.
Trump: (grinning, speaking into the microphone) "Folks, let me tell you, I've done more in the last 10 minutes than anyone in history. Nobody's done more, I swear. The best. You won’t believe it. We’re gonna win so much that you’re gonna love losing. You’ll be begging for it, trust me."
(Crowd cheers wildly)
Trump: "I’ve read every book, every single one. I know the best authors. The best words, the best ideas. Nobody knows more words than me, folks. Believe me. Words? I have the best words."
(He pauses, looking for a response. No one questions this claim.)
Trump: "And the economy? We’re gonna have the biggest economy ever. Bigger than any other economy. You won’t even recognize it. It’s gonna be huge. I’m talking astronomical. Even the aliens will want to do business with us. That’s how good it’s gonna be."
(A supporter in the front row shouts, "What about healthcare?" Trump ignores the question.)
Trump: "And the wall? We’re gonna build the best wall, folks. You won’t even see it. It’s gonna be invisible, the best wall ever. Nobody builds invisible walls better than me. I’m a master at it."
(The crowd nods in agreement, thoroughly convinced.)
Trump: "Oh, and the climate? Don't get me started on the climate. It’s perfect. The best climate. We’re talking sunny days all year round. No more bad weather. Trust me, I’ve got it under control. Perfect weather."
(The crowd is on its feet, chanting, “Trump! Trump! Trump!”)
