The Dalek roams down a quiet suburban street, its mechanical body gleaming in the afternoon sun, emitting an occasional "EXTERMINATE!" with each burst of its laser beam, while it zealously searches for sinners. The Dalek stops at a house where a married couple is in the yard, sipping lemonade and chatting with neighbors.
Dalek: "YOU! YOU SHALL NOT LIE WITH YOUR WIFE DURING HER MENSTRUATION. LEVITICUS 18:19 STATES: 'YOU SHALL NOT APPROACH A WOMAN TO UNCOVER HER NAKEDNESS DURING HER IMPURITY.'"
The husband drops his lemonade in shock, while his wife pulls her sunhat down over her face.
Husband: “What? What do you mean? We weren’t even—"
Dalek: “SILENCE! THE LAW IS CLEAR. THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS SIN ARE WRATH!”
The wife shrugs uncomfortably as the Dalek's glowing eye stalk fixes on a neighbour walking by with their dog.
Dalek: “YOU! YOU HAVE BROKEN THE DIVINE LAW OF LEVITICUS 18:20. ‘YOU SHALL NOT LAY WITH YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S WIFE. YOU HAVE COMMITTED ADULTERY.’”
Neighbor: “What? I haven’t—”
Dalek: “DO NOT DENY YOUR SIN. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED UNDER THE LAW OF GOD.”
The Dalek zaps a nearby garden gnome for good measure, before turning its attention to a young woman sitting on a porch swing with her partner.
Dalek: "YOU! YOU SHALL NOT MARRY YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW IF YOUR BROTHER IS STILL ALIVE! LEVITICUS 18:16 IS CLEAR ON THIS.”
Woman: "What the hell, we're just—"
Dalek: "EXTERMINATE THE SIN! YOU SHALL NOT AFFILIATE YOURSELF WITH YOUR BROTHER’S WIFE. THE LAW IS THE LAW!"
The young woman shrieks, pulling away from her partner, who looks equally confused.
A young man on a bicycle rides past, sporting a T-shirt emblazoned with a graphic of two intertwined rings.
Dalek: "YOU, YOUTH! YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE. LEVITICUS 20:14 STATES: 'IF A MAN TAKES A WOMAN AND HER MOTHER, IT IS WICKEDNESS; THEY SHALL BE BURNT WITH FIRE.'"
Young Man: "Wait—what? No! I’m just on a bike ride—"
Dalek: "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE LAW OF PURITY. YOUR AFFINITIES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!"
In the background, a couple is holding hands, walking towards their home. The Dalek swings its attention their way with an unsettling focus.
Dalek: “YOU TWO, THE SINFUL SHALL BE PUNISHED. LEVITICUS 20:21 SAYS: 'IF A MAN TAKES HIS BROTHER’S WIFE, IT IS UNCLEAN. HE HAS UNCOVERED HIS BROTHER’S NAKEDNESS. THEY SHALL BE CHILDLESS.'"
The couple stops dead in their tracks, and the husband looks around at the quiet suburban street, bewildered.
Husband: “Wait, we’re not even—”
Dalek: "THE LAW IS INESCAPABLE. YOU CANNOT DENY WHAT YOU HAVE BROKEN. EXTERMINATE THE CORRUPT."
The Dalek suddenly turns its attention to a lone individual enjoying a barbecue on their lawn.
Dalek: "YOU, UNHOLY SINNER, LEVITICUS 18:23 SAYS: 'YOU SHALL NOT LIE WITH AN ANIMAL.'"
Barbecue Guy: "I’m just cooking some hot dogs, man, what are you—"
Dalek: "EXTERMINATE! DO NOT DEFY THE LAW!"
As the Dalek continues its relentless pursuit, it occasionally lets out a burst of "EXTERMINATE!" over random garden gnomes, neighbours’ bicycles, and patio furniture, convinced that it is protecting the purity of suburban life. Meanwhile, the local children, completely oblivious to the Dalek's biblical zeal, run by with ice cream cones, laughing.
The Dalek’s "EXTERMINATE!" rings out one last time before it wheels itself off into the sunset, satisfied with its mission to uphold Leviticus to the most absurd extremes.
