The Ignorance Era Policies
- Homer Simpson as Minister of Common Sense:Homer bans warning labels: “If you don’t know coffee’s hot, maybe it’s meant to burn you!” His campaign to save tax dollars by “reusing garbage” results in a literal mountain of trash in the White House.
- Elon Musk, Secretary of Reality Reimagining:Elon announces a “Mars Migration Lottery” where winners are sent to the moon instead because “Close enough.” He also rebrands climate change as “Hot Vibes.”
- The Squirrel, Cybersecurity Czar:The squirrel installs “nut-based encryption” on all federal systems, locking out the government whenever autumn rolls around.
Trump declares: “We’re winning like never before!”