Scene: The Woke Hipster-Dalek Prison, Part 2.
(The camera zooms in on a hall where the Woke Hipsters are gathered, discussing gender-neutral plant-based alternatives to traditional prison meals. The Daleks patrol the corridor, still bewildered by the nonsensical ideas they’re being subjected to.)
Woke Hipster 1: (holding up a sign that says "End Speciesism") "You know, it’s time to stop viewing food as something that’s meant for human consumption. What if we just made all meals inclusive of every life form? Like, no more animal exploitation. It's all about mutual respect between all beings, including the plants."
Dalek 1: (rolling up with a loud screech) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… plants? FOOD? YOU WILL NOT DEMONSTRATE SYMPATHY FOR THE BIOLOGICAL STRUCTURE!"
Woke Hipster 2: (serene) "But see, that’s exactly the problem. It's not just about plants or animals; it’s about the systemic oppression of all living beings. That’s why we need to dismantle the food system and…"
Dalek 2: (interrupting with increasing frustration) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… SYSTEM! EX-TER-MIN-ATE… FOOD!"
Woke Hipster 3: (with a perfect understanding of the Dalek’s confusion) "Ah! I see now! You’re resisting the movement because you’re so caught up in the prison-industrial complex of food production. Let me explain…"
Dalek 3: (with a shrill screech) "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! I EX-TER-MIN-ATE… explanation!"
(A group of Daleks suddenly appears, rounding a corner. They stop and watch as the Woke Hipsters enthusiastically explain intersectional theory to a confused, near-rabid Dalek.)
Woke Hipster 1: "You see, Dalek, it’s all about intersecting systems of oppression. We need to fight for food justice! No more cultural appropriation in cuisines, no more exploitation of minority food producers—"
Dalek 1: (eyes flashing in frustration) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… exploitation! EX-TER-MIN-ATE… cuisines!"
Woke Hipster 2: (ignoring the Dalek) "And don’t get me started on gentrification of flavor profiles. We need to decolonize our palates, diversify our food banks, and work towards a system of food sovereignty where everyone—"
Dalek 2: (shooting an energy blast) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… sovereignty! EX-TER-MIN-ATE EVERYTHING!"
(The blast vaporizes a decorative potted plant, which causes the Woke Hipsters to reflect deeply on the fragility of nature and their own place in the ecosystem.)
Woke Hipster 3: (philosophically) "This... this is a perfect metaphor for colonial destruction. We’ve oppressed nature, and now the Daleks are doing the same—projecting their colonial violence onto innocent plant life!"
Dalek 3: (completely unbothered by the critique) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… metaphor! NO MORE METAPHORS!"
(Suddenly, a new prisoner—a vegan anarchist with an anti-capitalist manifesto—arrives in the prison. The Woke Hipsters rush to embrace him, eager to discuss the intersectionality of anti-corporate veganism.)
Woke Hipster 1: (hugging the new arrival) "Welcome, brother! You’ve come to the right place. We’re trying to dismantle capitalism through compassion and veganism. Did you know that almond milk is a form of resistance?"
Dalek 1: (eye twitching) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… almond milk?! RESISTANCE? I WILL ELIMINATE RESISTANCE!"
(In an attempt to end the ongoing debate, a Dalek suddenly demands an all-prison debate on ethics. The Woke Hipsters and Daleks are now locked in an absurd intellectual showdown, where both sides misunderstand each other so completely that no one knows who’s winning.)
Woke Hipster 3: (preaching to a Dalek) "We must always examine the root causes of suffering. Whether it's the oppression of marginalized voices or the agony of over-caffeinated squirrels living under capitalism, we must recognize the interconnectedness of all things!"
Dalek 2: (eyes flashing in frustration) "EX-TER-MIN-ATE… squirrels? YOU WILL NOT LINK SQUIRRELS TO OPPRESSION!"
Woke Hipster 2: (calmly) "But think about it. Squirrels—our shared struggle, our shared resistance. It’s all connected, Dalek. If you open your heart, you might see the true light."
Dalek 3: (shrieking in terror) "HEART? I WILL EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOUR HEARTS! NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND YOUR… your… light!"
(The chaos continues. The Woke Hipsters remain oblivious to the danger, while the Daleks spin in ever-growing frustration. It’s a battle of wills, but neither side can truly win. After all, in a world of absurdity, everyone’s a little bit right—and a little bit wrong.)
End scene.
