[Scene: A desolate, overgrown world. Trump is disoriented, standing in the middle of an unfamiliar landscape, surrounded by towering, intelligent apes in military and governmental uniforms. A decrepit city sprawls in the background. Trump, wearing his signature suit but with an old-fashioned air, stands in front of a large gorilla official who’s inspecting him skeptically.]
Trump: [Confused, brushing dirt off his jacket] "Wait a second… this isn’t New York. Where are the buildings? Where’s the… the everything? This is ridiculous. What happened to America? What happened to the country? What’s going on here?"
Gorilla Official: [Leaning down, eyeing Trump suspiciously] "You are an anomaly. You are from another time. A time long past. You are not a citizen here. You are a relic of the past. We—"
Trump: [Interrupting, pointing at himself] "No, no, no. I’m the guy. You see, I was sent here for a reason. I’m a leader. People said it. I was the best leader, okay? You need me. You need me to be your president. I can make this place great again. I know how to win, believe me. I’ve won so many times, nobody wins like I do. This is exactly what you need. All you need to do is make me president, and everything will change. I’ll fix it—fix everything!"
[The apes surrounding him exchange skeptical glances. The gorilla official steps closer.]
Gorilla Official: [Mockingly] "You? A leader? You were a leader of your kind, long ago, yes? But in our world, we have evolved beyond such primitive ideas. You are... unfit for such positions."
Trump: [Getting agitated] "Unfit? You’re talking about a future where apes rule the world, and you tell me I’m unfit? I’m the guy who’s built empires, okay? The best empires. And look at you guys—this place? It’s a mess. It’s chaotic. No one knows what’s going on. I’m here to fix it, I’m here to lead you to the best future—where we’re all winning. Apes, humans, everyone."
[The gorilla official looks down at him with disdain.]
Gorilla Official: "We do not need your type of leadership. Our society is organized. We have achieved true order, while your kind... your kind destroyed everything."
Trump: [Pointing to himself] "Destroyed? What do you mean? I was the greatest. I had the best people, the best policies. I created jobs, I built things. You know, I know a thing or two about making deals—big deals. You want to make a deal? I’ll make a deal with you. You elect me president, I’ll fix everything. You’ll see the results. Huge results."
[A few of the apes nearby start laughing at his words.]
Ape Soldier: [Snickering] "This one believes he can lead us? A human, from a time long gone?"
Trump: [Getting desperate] "I know more about winning than any ape in this place! Look, I’m telling you—don’t be stuck in your old ways. You need new blood. I’m the best at what I do. I built an empire! This planet could be the greatest, but only if you let someone with real expertise take charge."
Gorilla Official: [Chuckles darkly] "You speak of empire, but you have no concept of the order we’ve achieved. You would tear it all down with your foolish dreams of power."
Trump: [Smiling smugly] "No, no, no. You’re wrong. I would make your world even better. You’ve got the strength. You’ve got the brains. But you don’t have someone who can bring it all together. You need me! You need someone who knows how to make the best deals, to make the world great again!"
[At this point, a nearby chimpanzee scientist, observing the scene, speaks up.]
Chimpanzee Scientist: [Adjusting glasses] "You may be from a different time, but we’ve studied your kind. You weren’t known for making the world great. Your kind left behind a broken world—wars, greed, and chaos. You are the very reason we had to evolve and build our society from the ashes of your failed civilization."
Trump: [Waving him off] "You know, you can talk all you want about your society, but I know how to make things work. I’ve built great things. You want me to make your planet great? It’ll happen. Just wait and see."
[The apes are now silent, eyeing him curiously, but there’s an air of skepticism. The gorilla official stares down at Trump with a cold, calculating look.]
Gorilla Official: "You think you can lead us? You think you can make us follow you? You are a fool, human."
[Trump, realizing his pitch might not be working, shifts tactics.]
Trump: [Leaning in, whispering] "Okay, okay. But look—what if we just make a deal? You don’t have to make me president, but... I can help. I’ve got the best ideas. Together, we could rule the planet—the greatest rule ever. Trust me."
[The gorilla official stares at him for a long moment, then looks away in disgust.]
Gorilla Official: "Your time is over. Go back to where you came from. You are not welcome here."
[Trump’s face falls as he’s led away, grumbling to himself.]
Trump: "This is ridiculous. I could’ve made this place great. So much potential. They’ll regret it. They’ll all regret it."
[As Trump is escorted off, the apes return to their business, their world untouched by his ambitions.]
