"Welcome to Dalek Floral Design! Today, we will create the most beautiful floral arrangement ever conceived. EXTERMINATE all thoughts of failure."
The Dalek hovers over a table full of delicate flowers—roses, lilies, daisies—arranged with precision.
"Step one: Pick your flowers. Choose them carefully, as if their very existence depends on your judgment. EXTERMINATE your hesitations."
The Dalek extends its plunger, accidentally smashing a vase in the process.
"Apologies. I will continue. The delicate stems of these flowers must be handled with care. We will begin by placing the lilies in the center... carefully... EXTERMINATE!"
The plunger attempts to grab a lily, but instead, it crushes the entire bloom. Petals explode everywhere.
"Perfect. A dramatic effect! Now, the roses. These must be arranged in a circle, with symmetry. The balance must be... EXTERMINATE… oh, no."
The Dalek picks up a rose with too much force, causing it to snap in half. The petals scatter like confetti.
"Excellent. We are achieving... EXTERMINATION of the perfect balance! The arrangement is nearly complete."
In the final moments, the Dalek leans over the arrangement and accidentally tilts the entire table, sending flowers flying across the room.
"Behold, the most EXTERMINATED floral arrangement of all time! It is... a masterpiece."
The Dalek steps back, proudly gazing at the chaotic pile of petals, while the flowers have been reduced to a messy heap. The task was delicate... and yet, not quite as delicate as the Dalek’s execution.
