Trump’s Rally: The Ultimate Wall Plan—For Republicans
The rally is packed with loyal Trump supporters, the air thick with anticipation. Trump takes the stage, the crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and chants, as he flashes that infamous grin. But today, he’s about to drop an even bigger bombshell than ever before.
Trump (beaming, holding the mic like he’s just won the lottery):
“Alright, alright, folks. I’ve got something that’s even bigger than building a wall to keep out the Democrats. No, no. This is gonna blow your minds. We’re gonna build a wall... around each and every Republican voter!”
Audience (immediately murmurs in confusion, some are unsure if this is a joke, others squint in disbelief):
“WALLS? WALLS FOR US? WHAT?”
Trump (grinning even wider, sensing the confusion, but confident as ever):
“You heard me right. A wall around every single Republican voter. And let me tell you, it’s gonna be huge. No one’s ever seen a wall like this. It’ll be the greatest wall. A perfect wall. Like nothing we’ve ever had before.”
Audience Member #1 (shouting from the back, clearly confused):
“Wait a second... Why would we need a wall around us? We’re the good guys!”
Trump (pointing dramatically at the crowd):
“Exactly! You’re the good guys, folks. You’re the best people. You know, they say it all the time—Trump supporters are the best. And this wall will keep it that way. We’ve got to protect our people, make sure no one can mess with you. Keep you all safe from... well, from yourselves, to be honest.”
Audience Member #2 (raising their hand, still baffled):
“Wait, so you're protecting us... from ourselves? But we’re already on your side!”
Trump (laughing, as if explaining something totally obvious):
“Exactly! See, that’s the genius of it. You’ve got to keep everyone safe, right? And we know how the Democrats and the fake news media like to try and influence people, so we put up a nice, big wall, and no one can get to you. They won’t be able to confuse you, make you think differently. It’s all about freedom, folks. Freedom from the bad ideas!”
Audience Member #3 (even more confused, trying to wrap their head around this):
“So, we’re like... imprisoning ourselves? So we don’t get tricked by other Republicans?”
Trump (nodding solemnly, like he’s just cracked a code):
“Exactly, folks! You see, the wall is going to be a protective thing. You know how Republicans can sometimes start listening to those fake Republicans, the ones who say they’re for freedom but are really liberals in disguise? We’ll stop that right here. This wall will keep you safe from the bad ones, the ones who pretend they’re on our side. You’re gonna love it.”
Audience Member #4 (looking skeptical):
“Okay, but... How do we know if we’re allowed out of the wall? Are we gonna have like, a special pass or something?”
Trump (pauses for a dramatic effect):
“Great question, folks, great question. We’ll have a wall supervisor—a wall manager, if you will—who will decide when it’s time for you to get out. We’ll have a special ceremony, a little celebration. Maybe we’ll even throw a party when you can go back to your regular lives. But the key is to make sure you’re not getting mixed up with those others, the ones who don’t think like us.”
Audience Member #5 (incredulously):
“But... do we really need a wall for every single one of us? Like, how would that even work?”
Trump (enthusiastically):
“Oh, it’s easy! We’ve got the best engineers, folks. We’ve got the best technology. You won’t believe it. We’ll have a smart wall—you won’t even see it! It’ll be transparent, but invisible at the same time. You’ll feel it, but you won’t see it, so it’s like you’re protected without even knowing it. Pure genius, believe me.”
Audience Member #6 (yelling from the back):
“Wait, what? Transparent and invisible? That makes no sense!”
Trump (waving his hand as if that’s the most obvious thing in the world):
“Exactly! That’s the beauty of it. You’ll feel the protection without all the boring wall stuff in the way. We’ll even let you have little window spots where you can look out. A window with a view—but don’t get too carried away, alright? You’re still in there for your own safety. We’re protecting you from the bad guys!”
Audience Member #7 (chiming in with excitement):
“So, like, a invisible wall that protects us from... ourselves?”
Trump (squinting his eyes, like he's making a deep point):
“Exactly! It’s the ultimate solution, folks. We’ll be protected from anyone who could potentially start thinking they’re a Democrat—even if they don’t know it yet. We’re gonna build a wall around every good Republican voter—no one will ever trick you again.”
Audience (cheering loudly, but many of them looking a bit bewildered):
“WALLS! WALLS! WALLS!”
Trump (taking it all in, a smug grin on his face):
“Exactly, folks. Walls. Beautiful, invisible, transparent walls. Only the best for you. Believe me, it’s going to be huge. No one’s ever seen anything like it.”
And so the rally concludes with Trump’s supporters, though still cheering, looking around to see if there’s a wall forming around them, while Trump walks off stage, knowing he’s just invented the most ridiculous and genius plan to protect his voters from... themselves.
