[Scene: The Gates of Hell]
The gates of hell open with a dramatic flare of fire and brimstone. A group of six influencers, decked out in glowing, neon-colored outfits, step through confidently. Their smartphones are raised high, capturing every moment in endless selfie mode. Their enthusiasm is matched only by their ignorance.
Influencer #1 (the mindfulness guru)
(Holding up her phone and smiling serenely)
"Welcome to the afterlife, babes! #blessed #elevatedenergy. Let’s spread some good vibes and raise the collective consciousness of hell! 🌟🔥"
Influencer #2 (the mental health advocate)
(Laughing in a way that’s clearly rehearsed)
“Okay, you guys, let’s do a quick affirmation: 'I am worthy of my inner peace, even in the afterlife. Yes, even here. #mentalhealthmatters'”
Influencer #3 (the spiritual wanderer)
(Taking a boomerang of himself with the flames in the background)
"I’m literally manifesting this moment right now. Can't wait to share my glow-up with all of you. Hell's got nothing on this energy! #firevibes 🔥✨"
Influencer #4 (the motivational speaker)
(Pumping his fist in the air while trying to hold up a neon sign that says, “You Are Enough”)
"Remember, folks, ‘You are enough,’ no matter where you are—even in the deepest pits of hell. In fact, hell is just a reflection of our darkest shadows, and that’s how we grow! #growthmindset"
Influencer #5 (the lifestyle coach)
(Recording a TikTok dance amidst the flames, clearly not paying attention to the demons staring at them)
"Okay, okay, but like, let’s be real. How can we turn this into a brand deal? 'Hell, but make it chic!' #hellglam #spiritualbranding #sponsored"
Influencer #6 (the influencer-turned-"healer")
(Gesturing wildly and holding up a crystal, completely oblivious to the strange atmosphere around them)
“Here we are, surrounded by powerful, transformative energy. Can you feel it, guys? We're literally helping the demons unlock their true potential! #healingvibes #soulpurpose"
[Cut to: Demons of Hell, watching from the shadows]
The demons, who are a mix of confused and highly irritated, exchange glances. One of them, a massive demon with horns, steps forward, holding a pitchfork while looking utterly baffled.
Demon #1 (the skeptical one)
(To the group)
"Are you seriously trying to manifest in hell? Do you understand where you are right now?"
Influencer #1
(Serenely calm, smiling)
"Of course! We're here to raise the vibrations of the underworld. We can help you, you just need to align your intentions with the universe. I’ve got a 5-step plan for that."
Demon #2 (the sarcastic one)
(Rolling its eyes)
"Step one: stop being so obnoxious."
Influencer #2
(Nodding knowingly)
"Yes! See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Releasing judgment is part of healing. Step two, you need to embrace your shadows."
Demon #3 (gruff and unimpressed)
(Looking at the smartphone screens, intrigued)
"Uh… no, I think what we really need is some quiet. And for you to stop dancing. This is literally hell."
Influencer #3
(Giggling)
"Exactly! It’s like the perfect setting for growth! Just think of it as a spiritual bootcamp—the ultimate life reset. #levelup"
Demon #4 (grinning wickedly)
(Snatching a phone and looking at the influencer's social media feed)
“You know, I’ve been around for a few millennia, but I’ve never seen anyone this… oblivious.”
The influencers start arranging themselves into a circle, chanting "I am worthy of my transformation," completely unaware of the looming danger. One of them, the “motivational speaker,” starts leading the group in a "soul cleansing exercise" while the demons look on with a mixture of disbelief and irritation.
Influencer #4
(With intense focus)
"Okay, now repeat after me: 'I embrace the fire within me.'"
Demon #5 (a fiery pit demon)
(Cackling)
“Embrace the fire? You’re about to be consumed by it.”
Influencer #5
(Oblivious)
"Exactly! That’s what I’m talking about! Let go of your resistance, guys. The fire is good for you."
Demon #1
(Pauses, considering this)
"You want to embrace this fire?"
(Gestures to the lava surrounding them)
"Because you’re about to become very intimate with it."
Influencer #6
(Ignoring the warning, still holding up her crystal)
“Love this! We’re literally activating our root chakras in a way that will transform all of us into the highest versions of ourselves. Who needs therapy when you’ve got self-love, right?”
Demon #2
(Rolling eyes)
“You can’t heal your way out of damnation. This isn’t a spa day. And trust me, your healing isn’t going to save you from the flames of hell.”
Suddenly, the ground shakes, and the gates of hell start to close with an ominous creak.
Influencer #1
(Blissfully unaware)
“I think we’re really making progress, you guys. I feel like this is the most transformative moment of my entire journey.”
Demon #3
(Grinning menacingly)
"Oh, it’s going to be transformative, alright. Just not in the way you think."
(The gates slam shut, trapping them inside with the sound of sizzling fire and the distant howl of torment)
Influencer #4
(Still trying to meditate, unfazed)
“Remember, guys, we’re all exactly where we need to be on our journey. Just trust the process.”
[End Scene]
