Cathy: "Joining me today are the brave members of an expedition unlike any other—flat-earthers in search of the Earth’s elusive edge, or rather, its... well, whatever you imagine is out there. Welcome, everyone! Let’s dive straight in—what inspired this ambitious quest? I imagine it's not every day someone sets out to locate the boundaries of existence."
Gerald (Leader): "Thank you, Cathy. We’re thrilled to be here. This expedition is a culmination of years of research and observation. We’ve known for a long time that the Earth isn’t a spinning ball. We’re heading to what we call the Ice Wall, the perimeter of our flat world. It’s going to be groundbreaking."
Cathy: "I see. The Ice Wall—sounds thrilling. A giant frozen boundary keeping us all neatly inside. Now, is this wall guarded by anything? Penguins with spears, perhaps? Or is it just sheer cliffs of ice?"
Gerald: "Well, it’s not guarded as such, but there are strict rules imposed by the Antarctic Treaty, which we believe is part of a global conspiracy to keep us from reaching it. The wall is massive—over 200 feet high in some places—and it circles the entire world."
Cathy: "Interesting. A treaty and a conspiracy. Now, I’d always thought Antarctica was a continent, not a colossal ring fence, but it seems I was mistaken. Tell me, if the Ice Wall is all that stands between us and tumbling into... whatever’s beyond, what do you believe lies past it? Is it just infinite void, or perhaps another dimension?"
Susan: "We think it’s more land, Cathy. Possibly other worlds. The Ice Wall marks the edge of what we know as Earth, but beyond it, there could be untold expanses. This is what they don’t want us to discover."
Cathy: "More land? Intriguing! So, not only are we being deceived about the Earth’s shape, but we’re also being denied an intercontinental property boom. The real estate opportunities must be staggering. But how do you plan to traverse this enormous Ice Wall? Do you have a Sherpa, or is this more of a DIY adventure?"
David (Team Member): "We’ve got drones, climbing gear, and all the technology we need. We’ll document everything as we go and show people what the Earth really looks like."
Cathy: "Technology—excellent. A little ironic, though, considering most modern tech was developed by people who seem to think the Earth is round. But I digress. Let’s talk logistics. Once you’ve scaled the Ice Wall and ventured into the great unknown, how will you confirm your findings? Is there a plan for testing whether the new lands are, in fact, part of the same... disc?"
Gerald: "We’ll be using advanced mapping techniques and navigation tools. The idea is to chart what we find and compare it with the flawed maps we’ve been given by mainstream science. It’s all part of exposing the lies we’ve been told."
Cathy: "Fascinating. So you’ll be creating a flat-earth map, correcting centuries of global deceit. But tell me, what happens if, say, you find nothing but ice? No new lands, no magical horizons. Just a wall and... well, more wall?"
Susan: "That won’t happen, Cathy. We already have evidence—observations that prove the Earth isn’t a globe. The sun and moon’s movements, the lack of curvature... it’s all there if you’re willing to look past the lies."
Cathy: "Ah, yes, the sun and the moon—two celestial bodies just doing their thing, illuminating the flat Earth. How do they work, exactly? Are they just... floating lightbulbs circling above us?"
David: "Pretty much. The sun and moon are much smaller than we’ve been told, and they rotate above the flat plane like spotlights, illuminating different areas as they move. That’s why we have day and night."
Cathy: "Spotlights. Incredible. And here I thought they were massive spheres, billions of kilometres away. But what about gravity? Surely that’s not a spotlight too. How do you explain things like, well, people not floating off the edges of your disc?"
Gerald: "Gravity doesn’t exist, Cathy. What we’re experiencing is density and buoyancy. Objects fall because they’re heavier than air—it’s that simple."
Cathy: "Density and buoyancy, of course. So it’s not that the apple falls to the ground; it’s that the ground comes up to meet the apple. And when astronauts float in space—are they just particularly buoyant, or is space itself another grand illusion?"
Susan: "Space is fake. NASA is part of the deception. Everything they’ve shown us—rockets, satellites, even the moon landing—it’s all staged to keep us believing in a globe."
Cathy: "Fake space, fake science, fake maps. It sounds exhausting keeping track of all the lies. But here’s what I really want to know—when you find this Ice Wall and return with your discoveries, what’s your ultimate goal? World enlightenment? A rebranding of geography classes? Or just a nice, quiet ‘I told you so’?"
Gerald: "We want to wake people up, Cathy. Once we show them the truth, the whole system will collapse. Governments, corporations—they’ll all be exposed. It’s about freedom and reclaiming our reality."
Cathy: "Reclaiming reality. A noble pursuit, if ever there was one. Well, Gerald, Susan, David, I wish you luck. May your journey be free of pesky things like science, evidence, or perspective. And when you do find those corners—or whatever you prefer to call them—please, send us a postcard. I imagine the stamps will be flat as well."
