Scene: A Political Rally for Trump
The rally is packed with supporters waving flags and chanting slogans. Frank, Estelle, and George Costanza are sitting front and centre in the audience. George is already visibly uncomfortable, while Estelle is trying to look as if she's part of the show. Frank, on the other hand, looks like he just stepped into a battlefield.
Trump steps onto the stage, the crowd erupts in cheers. He begins his typical rambling speech, boasting about his "successes" and repeating his usual catchphrases. Meanwhile, Frank is shaking his head, muttering under his breath.
Frank: (loud enough for people around him to hear) "This guy... I've seen more dignity in a grocery store checkout line!"
Trump continues, oblivious, launching into a tirade about how he’s “the best president ever,” but Frank’s had enough.
Frank: "Yeah, if by 'best' you mean the guy who thought a bowl of cereal was a strategy for world peace!"
Estelle: "Frank, stop it."
Frank: (ignoring her) "I could be watching reruns of The Brady Bunch right now, but no, I’m stuck here, listening to this walking bag of hair argue with a mirror!"
Trump stumbles through a sentence, trying to claim that he's accomplished more than anyone in history.
Frank: "More than anyone in history? What, like more bankruptcies than every bankrupt company combined? What’s next, a line of Trump-branded water? Oh, wait... you already tried that. How’d that work out, huh?"
Trump: "We’ve done more for this country than any other president—"
Frank: (interrupting) "You’ve done more for fast food chains than any other president! I’ve seen more effort in a bag of frozen peas than in your entire cabinet!"
The crowd starts murmuring, unsure of how to react. Trump eyes Frank from the stage, frowning, but Frank’s not finished yet.
Frank: "This guy’s got more ego than a balloon animal at a children's party, and I’m supposed to take him seriously? Please, I’ve seen more logic in a toddler’s tantrum!"
George: "Dad, c’mon, you're embarrassing me!"
Frank: "Embarrassing? George, the embarrassment is in that guy’s hairline! That thing’s more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles!"
Trump tries to rally the crowd with more of his usual rhetoric about "making America great again."
Frank: "Make America great again? You mean make America bizarre again? Is this a rally or a circus? Where's the ringmaster? Oh, wait, there he is—standing up there thinking he’s some kind of genius because he said 'You're fired' on a reality show!"
Trump, clearly getting agitated, points directly at Frank.
Trump: "You know, you should be careful with all these insults. Some people might not find them funny."
Frank: (without missing a beat) "Careful? I’ll tell you what’s careful, your approach to hair care. You should be charged with a crime against follicles!"
Estelle: "Frank, enough!"
But Frank isn’t done. He leans back in his chair, arms crossed, grinning at the stage.
Frank: "Listen, pal, you’ve got all the charisma of a damp sponge, the political savvy of a magic 8-ball, and the humility of a peacock on steroids. You’re not a president—you’re a punchline waiting for a delivery!"
As Trump stammers and tries to recover, the crowd starts to laugh nervously. Some begin to cheer for Frank’s cutting remarks.
Frank: "You think you’ve got the American people fooled, but they see you for what you are—a man who couldn’t organise a block party, let alone a country. You couldn't even run a lemonade stand without giving the lemons away for free and taking a tax cut!"
George: (desperately) "Please, Dad, you're gonna get us kicked out of here!"
Frank: "Kicked out? I’d rather be kicked out of here than be forced to listen to that guy talk about 'winning.' Winning what? The title of 'Most Delusional'? What a waste of airtime. I could be watching reruns of The Twilight Zone and get more out of it than this clown show!"
