Scene: The Olympic Swimming Arena. The 100m freestyle final is about to begin, and the crowd is in for a treat. The competitors today? A Dalek, Donald Trump, and George Costanza. Three incredibly different figures, but each with a unique approach to the race.
Cut to: The Dalek, who has positioned itself in the water. It’s already emitting strange beeping sounds, struggling to figure out how to swim.
Cut to: Donald Trump, adjusting his swim trunks and trying to maintain his usual level of self-confidence. He looks to the crowd and gives a thumbs-up.
Cut to: George Costanza, standing awkwardly at the starting block, looking more nervous than confident. He’s adjusting his goggles for the third time, his arms trembling slightly. He looks to his left and right at the Dalek and Trump, clearly overwhelmed.
The Dalek, as usual, is the first to act. It launches itself into the water with a dramatic THUD, sending waves splashing in all directions. The Dalek is thrashing wildly, its plunger flicking in every direction.
Meanwhile, Trump jumps into the water with an impressive, if not entirely graceful, cannonball, throwing up a huge splash. He immediately starts paddling, but with his signature overconfidence, he’s flailing more than swimming.
George Costanza hesitates for a second, then gingerly enters the water. His strokes are awkward, more like frantic dog paddling than anything resembling a race. He keeps looking over at the Dalek and Trump, trying to make sense of their frantic movements.
The Dalek, as expected, is struggling. It’s somehow caught in its own plunger, which is now flapping uselessly in the water. Meanwhile, Trump’s swim looks more like a wrestling match with the pool, arms flailing and head bobbing above the water.
Meanwhile, George is surprisingly gaining ground. Though his technique is questionable at best, his sheer desperation is driving him forward. His panic-fueled strokes are moving him faster than he expected. He looks over at the Dalek, which has somehow gotten itself stuck in a corner, and at Trump, who’s still making a scene but not really going anywhere.
The race is nearing the final stretch. The Dalek is still struggling, getting more and more tangled in the water. Trump, somehow still convinced he’s winning, lets out another triumphant yell.
Meanwhile, George is still doggedly pushing forward, his arms flailing, but with a renewed sense of purpose. He’s almost at the finish line... just a few more strokes!
The Dalek, now fully malfunctioning in the pool, begins to float sideways, unable to move properly. Trump is splashing around, convinced he’s ahead, but in reality, he’s more focused on giving the crowd a show than actually racing.
And then, with a final, wild stroke...
Cut to: The Dalek, still floating aimlessly, beeping in frustration, and Trump, still convinced that he’s a winner, despite the results. George Costanza, exhausted but triumphant, looks over at the chaos, a small, victorious smile creeping onto his face.
THE END.
