FRANK COSTANZA: "Did you take the couch or not?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "THE COUCH IS IN A STATE OF QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION! IT IS BOTH COLLECTED AND NOT COLLECTED UNTIL YOU OBSERVE IT!"
FRANK: "I'M OBSERVING! I'M OBSERVING! WHERE THE HELL IS MY COUCH?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "THAT. IS. UNDETERMINABLE!"
FRANK: "SERENITY NOW!"
FRANK: "Alright, alright, let's try this again. Did you take my couch?"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE STATES: THE MORE PRECISELY WE MEASURE THE COUCH'S LOCATION, THE LESS WE KNOW ABOUT ITS MOMENTUM!"
FRANK: "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "IT MEANS YOUR COUCH COULD BE MOVING AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS!"
FRANK: "MOVING?! IT'S A COUCH! WHERE IS IT MOVING TO?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "IT MAY HAVE TUNNELLED THROUGH PROBABILITY SPACE INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY!"
FRANK: "OH, THAT’S JUST GREAT. NOW I NEED A MULTIVERSE TO SIT DOWN IN MY OWN DAMN LIVING ROOM!"
FRANK: "So what am I supposed to do now? Just WAIT for my couch to collapse back into existence?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "YOU MAY ATTEMPT TO OBSERVE IT, BUT BE WARNED: THE VERY ACT OF LOOKING MAY ALTER ITS STATE!"
FRANK: "Oh, so now I’m the problem?! I look at my couch the wrong way and BAM—it’s a statistical anomaly?!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "CORRECT. IT IS BOTH GONE AND NOT GONE UNTIL A MEASUREMENT OCCURS!"
FRANK: "Let me tell you something! When I PAY for a moving service, I expect my furniture to exist in ONE PLACE AT A TIME!"
DALEK REMOVALIST: "THAT IS A CLASSICAL ASSUMPTION. YOUR THINKING IS OUTDATED!"
FRANK: "OUTDATED?! I’LL SHOW YOU OUTDATED! I’LL GET A BASEBALL BAT AND COLLAPSE YOUR WAVEFUNCTION RIGHT NOW!"
