Scene: A Second Trump 2.0 Rally
The rally is in full swing. The crowd, a mix of fervent supporters in their "Proud to a Merkin" hats, wave signs that read "Make America Great Again... Again" as they cheer. Trump 2.0—an exact robotic replica of the original Trump, meticulously created by Elon Musk—stands at the podium, delivering his over-the-top speech with mechanical precision.
"We're going to win so much, you’ll be sick of winning. It’ll be the greatest America, nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Believe me," Trump 2.0 says, his voice a perfect mimic of the real Trump, but with the slightly hollow timbre of a machine.
The crowd erupts in applause, but just as Trump 2.0 begins to elaborate on his “plans” to turn the entire East Coast into a solar-powered theme park, the ground begins to tremble. The sky darkens, and a distant roar echoes through the air.
The crowd falls silent. Panic ripples through the masses as they look up to see a streak of light growing brighter and larger with terrifying speed.
BOOM!
The asteroid, a massive, fiery rock hurtling from the heavens, crashes into the rally at breakneck speed. In an instant, the stage, the crowd, the robots, and everything around them are vaporized by the cataclysmic force. The sound of the explosion is deafening, sending a shockwave that ripples through the atmosphere.
The rally—Trump 2.0, the MAGA supporters, and all their absurd dreams—are reduced to nothing. There’s no trace of the spectacle left; the only thing remaining is a colossal crater, the size of Meteor Crater, with jagged edges where the rally once stood.
Above the crater, the sky is eerily silent, as if even the cosmos is pausing to reflect on the absurdity of what just transpired.
And just like that, the Trump 2.0 era is over. No survivors. No speeches. Just a giant hole in the ground where a spectacle of delusion had once been.
