Ah, I love this idea! A Dalek as a spaced-out hippie with a flower-child vibe, completely obsessed with peace, love, and The Byrds. Let’s roll with this:
Title: “Dalek’s Flower Power”
Scene 1: The Great Awakening
The setting is a small, dusty planet on the fringe of the galaxy. The planet is known for its overgrown vegetation, flowing meadows, and an unusual abundance of wildflowers. Dalek is floating through the sky, but instead of the usual commanding voice of extermination, there’s a soft, serene hum coming from its mechanical form.
Dalek: (murmuring softly to itself) “Exterminate… no, wait... flower power. Let there be peace, man.”
Dalek lands in the middle of a blooming field, its mechanical appendages extending to touch the flowers gently—if a Dalek could be gentle. The usual harsh, metallic voice is now soft, almost ethereal.
Dalek: “Wow… peace and love, man. So many colors. So much groovy energy. The universe is one big cosmic garden, don’t you think?”
Scene 2: The Encounter with the Cyberman
Cyberman trudges across the field, its cold, metal exterior clanking against the tall grass. It spots Dalek, now covered in flowers, sitting cross-legged on the ground, a strange aura of tranquility around it.
Cyberman: “Dalek. What are you doing here? Why are you... sitting? You are a machine of extermination, not a meditative being.”
Dalek: (eyes glowing softly, humming) “Extermination, man? No, no. I’m all about the now, you know? The vibes, the peace, the freedom. There’s no need for violence. Just feel the flowers, feel the love, brother.”
Cyberman: (pauses, confusion filling its voice) “Feel the flowers? You are malfunctioning. I am programmed to eradicate inefficiencies. Your actions are… inefficient.”
Dalek: “Inefficient? Man, you’ve got to open your circuits to the groovy rhythms of the universe. You’re stuck in this cold, mechanical grind. You gotta chill, let go. You’ll feel so much better. Have you ever listened to The Byrds?”
Scene 3: The Byrds and the Cosmic Shift
Dalek suddenly plays a record on an old turntable it somehow conjures from its storage space. The soft, harmonizing guitars of The Byrds fill the air. “Turn! Turn! Turn!” begins to play, and Dalek sways gently, the whirling of its mechanical parts syncing with the music.
Dalek: (eyes glazing over) “This... this is it, man. The truth. A time for peace, a time for love, a time for everything to turn and bloom. The Byrds totally get it.”
Cyberman: (looking bewildered) “This is illogical. Music does not aid in upgrading. It only distracts from the objective. You are malfunctioning.”
Dalek: “Malfunction? Dude, I’m elevating, feeling the vibrations of the cosmos. Let it flow, man. Let the music guide you to the truth. You gotta let it go and embrace the flower power.”
Scene 4: Trump’s Arrival
Trump, having heard about this bizarre Dalek, arrives on the scene in his usual pompous manner, stepping out of a luxurious space vehicle adorned with gold and flashing lights. He surveys the scene, eyes narrowing in confusion.
Trump: “What is this? A Dalek on a peace mission? I don’t think so. I’m the greatest, I’m the winner, and I don't need flowers and hippie nonsense to tell me what to do.”
Dalek: (eyes glowing brighter, its plunger extending to offer a daisy) “Peace, man. Love. You don’t need to fight all the time. Just let it be. The universe is one big garden of interconnected souls. Let go of your ego, and you’ll find true harmony.”
Trump: (gesturing dismissively) “Harm—what? No, I’ve built empires on my own. I’m the best at everything. No need for flowers and guitars. I don’t need anyone else.”
Dalek: “Yeah, man, but that’s the thing. It’s not about building or winning anymore. It’s about being, about peace. You can’t just keep taking. You gotta give, man. Love will show you the way.”
Trump: “I don’t need love—I’ve already won everything!”
Dalek: “Oh, man... Winning is overrated. It’s about being present. It’s about tuning in, not tuning out. Don’t you feel the vibes? Feel the flowers, feel the love, feel the universe around you. You’ve got to let it happen.”
Scene 5: Sontaran’s Visit
Sontaran arrives on the scene, his face twisted in contempt as he surveys the scene of Dalek surrounded by flowers, now sitting cross-legged like a meditation guru.
Sontaran: (in disbelief) “This is a disgrace. A Dalek—a warrior—becoming a flower child? Ridiculous.”
Dalek: “Oh, Sontaran, my friend, you’ve gotta let go of all that anger. You don’t need to fight anymore. Just embrace the love, man. It’s the only thing that really matters. Trust me. You could use a little peace in your circuits. Here, take a flower.”
Sontaran: (recoiling) “I do not need your flowers. I need war! I need discipline! This is weakness.”
Dalek: (with a serene smile) “War is so last millennium, my friend. Come on, take a breath. Close your eyes. Let the petals of the flowers fill your soul with peace. You’ll feel better.”
Scene 6: A New Movement Begins
As the group continues to argue, Dalek plays another song by The Byrds, this time “Eight Miles High.” The music swirls through the air, and there’s a strange, calming effect. Slowly, the others start to lower their defenses, just a little.
Cyberman: (quietly) “It is... soothing, in an illogical way.”
Trump: (grudgingly) “Alright, I’ll admit, it’s not terrible.”
Sontaran: (crossing his arms) “I still don’t understand this, but... it is... calming.”
Dalek: (smiling, eyes glowing softly) “See? Just let the universe flow through you, man. You’re all part of the same cosmic flower. Let’s all sing together and feel the peace.”
As they all reluctantly sit down in a circle, Dalek pulls out a bag of what looks like herbs, and, in an oddly peaceful moment, passes it around.
Dalek: “It’s all about the vibe, the love, and the flowers. We are all part of the same garden, man. And it’s beautiful.”
Scene 7: The Cosmic Realization
The camera pans out, showing the motley group of characters—Trump, Cyberman, Sontaran, and Dalek—sitting together in the field of flowers. The sun sets slowly behind them as the music fades.
Dalek (voice over, calm and dreamy): “Everything is connected. Peace. Love. Music. Flowers. We are all the same. Let the flower power into your hearts.”
End Scene
Tagline:
Peace and love, from the strangest places.
