Trump: "Alright, folks, listen up. The new slogan is ‘Make America Ignorant Again.’ It’s genius. Absolute genius. People are tired of facts, tired of experts, tired of thinking. We lean into that. We free them from knowledge—it’s too much work!"
Advisor 1: "Sir, that’s, uh… bold. But what does it mean in practice?"
Trump: "It means banning long words—‘antidisestablishmentarianism’? Gone. We make tests easier. Everybody passes. Nobody loses. And we’ll rewrite history—who needs those boring dates, anyway?"
Advisor 2: "Won’t there be backlash from intellectuals?"
Trump: "Backlash? They’re just jealous they didn’t think of it first. We’ll call them the ‘Smart Swamp.’ Our base will eat it up."
“Ignorance isn’t just bliss—it’s patriotic!”
Hilarity ensues as advisors scramble to implement the "ignorance initiative," with policies like renaming science as "Stuff That Might Be True" and replacing public libraries with fast food outlets offering "wisdom nuggets." Meanwhile, Trump proudly declares: "Ignorance is the new intelligence, and nobody’s smarter about ignorance than me!"
