Homer’s Policy: “Global Napping Initiative”
Homer Simpson proposes that all global leaders should have a mandatory 3-hour nap every day to promote world peace and productivity.
Trump: "Homer, what the hell did you do?!”
Homer: "I figured if everyone took a nap, they’d be too relaxed to argue. No more wars!"
Trump: "You’ve made us the laughingstock of the world. Now every country’s asleep, and we’re getting invaded by... Canada!"
Homer: "Well, at least they brought maple syrup."
Homer’s Policy: “Ban All Traffic Lights”
Homer Simpson proposes that traffic lights are too controlling and should be replaced with “freedom intersections,” where drivers are free to go at will.
Trump: "You’ve created chaos, Homer! The roads are now one big demolition derby!"
Homer: "Well, at least it’s exciting, right? Who needs rules when you have, uh, freedom?"
