"Welcome to Dalek Cuisine! Today, we will prepare the perfect dish: Dalek-Style Extermination Stew!"
The Dalek hovers over the chopping board, its plunger hovering ominously over the vegetables.
"Step one: Select your ingredients. Fresh ingredients are essential for the EXTERMINATION of all flavourless dishes! Chop the onions... carefully. We want no escape!"
The Dalek attempts to chop the onions but accidentally shoots them into oblivion with its blaster. Oops.
"Step two: Add seasoning. The key to a perfect stew is the perfect spice mix. Salt, pepper... and a dash of EXTERMINATE!"
The Dalek aggressively adds too much salt, causing the stew to bubble menacingly.
"Now, let it simmer. While we wait, let’s talk about presentation. Presentation is key... and EXTERMINATE your doubts about perfection!"
By the end of the class, the stew is more of a blaze than a dish, but at least the students leave with a newfound respect for intensity in cooking.
