Trump’s “Make Societal Divisions, Extremism, and the Erosion of Trust in Democratic Processes Great Again” Rally
The rally is held in a cavernous, half-lit stadium with walls plastered in contradictory slogans: “UNITY THROUGH DIVISION”, “MAKE CHAOS GREAT AGAIN”, and “TRUST NO ONE (EXCEPT ME).” Trump arrives to a crowd of both passionate supporters and those murmuring their disbelief. He grins widely as he takes the stage, flanked by heavily stylised portraits of himself in a military uniform holding a flaming American flag.
"Thank you, thank you! What a crowd we have today, folks. Look at you! Absolutely divided, absolutely furious—and I love it! This is what America is all about. Division, extremism, and eroding trust in things like voting and democracy. It’s all going according to plan. Believe me, this is how we make America great again!"
The crowd erupts in loud applause, though some are clearly unsure whether they should be applauding or chanting.
"You know, they say, ‘Trump, how can you be so divisive?’ And I say, ‘Because it works!’ Folks, this country was never built on unity—it was built on fighting. Fighting over everything. And if we want to make America great again, we need to do more fighting. Trust me, division is what this country was founded on. You ever read the Constitution? No, you didn’t, but it’s there. All about division."
A skeptical voice from the back:
"You’re advocating for division and extremism? Isn’t that dangerous?"
Trump waves it off.
"Dangerous? More like exciting, folks! Extremism is the new moderation. People have had enough of this ‘middle ground’ nonsense. We’re taking it to the extreme! And guess what? We’re having fun doing it!"
"And let’s talk about democracy, folks. People keep saying, ‘Trump, what happened to our democracy?’ And I say, ‘What’s so great about democracy anyway? It’s messy. It’s inefficient. And the less people trust it, the better!’ In fact, if we could just get rid of democracy entirely, that would be the ultimate solution! I mean, what’s more democratic than not having democracy? Think about it!"
A furious protester in the crowd yells:
"You can’t just dismantle democracy!"
Trump leans in, nodding solemnly.
"Sure I can. I already did, a little bit. But folks, that’s how we make the country better. I mean, why should we trust all these corrupt politicians and their ‘voting systems’? Who needs it when we’ve got me?"
"And let’s talk about the mainstream media, folks. They’re the real enemy of the people, right? They keep telling you there’s this thing called ‘facts’ and ‘truth’. Well, let me tell you something. I’m the truth. The media just tries to distract you with all this talk of, ‘Oh, we have to have discussions, we need to find common ground.’ Nonsense. Common ground is for losers. We’re here to disagree, disrupt, and destroy any illusion that democracy can work for everyone!"
A young man raises his hand:
"So, how do we fix all the division in the country?"
Trump pauses for a moment, his face lighting up with a grin.
"Easy. We don’t fix it. We make it worse. We stoke it. And we profit from it. Chaos is the new order, folks. And I’ll lead you to it!"
"People are always saying, ‘Trump, you’ve damaged the social fabric.’ And I say, ‘You’re welcome!’ We’re tearing apart the fabric, and we’re replacing it with a beautiful, shiny new fabric of chaos. It’s going to look fantastic, folks. Believe me."
A quiet voice from the crowd murmurs:
"But isn’t this tearing the country apart?"
Trump laughs.
"Tear it apart? Rebuild it, my friend! We’re deconstructing the old, tired system. What we’re creating here is a brand-new America. One where nothing works, but we’re all okay with it. No more ‘trust the process’. No more ‘let’s find common ground’. We’re creating a country where everything is unpredictable and exciting!"
"And let me tell you, folks, this—this is the future. There are two types of people: the ones who want a nice, calm democracy where everyone gets a say, and the ones who want to watch the world burn in a beautiful, controlled chaos. I’m on the side of chaos. I always have been, and always will be."
The crowd starts to chant:
"CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!"
Trump nods approvingly.
"That’s right. Now, let’s really make some noise, let’s erode everything that makes sense, and let’s make America so uncertain, so divided, that we’ll be the envy of the entire world. They’ll look at us and say, ‘Those Americans really know how to destroy themselves in style!’"
Trump ends the rally by tossing a stack of shredded voting ballots into the air. The crowd cheers, confused but exhilarated. Some in the crowd hold signs that read, “TRUST NO ONE EXCEPT TRUMP”, while others simply stare blankly into the chaos around them.