The Moon Landing Deniers' Prison Colony
A Reality Show That’s Out of This World (Literally!)
SCENE: EXT. THE MOON – A BLEAK, LIFELESS LANDSCAPE
A group of confused moon landing deniers wake up in full astronaut suits, standing on the desolate grey surface of the actual Moon.
Their leader, Dwayne "NASA Hoaxbuster" Peterson, looks around at the vast emptiness. He squints at the Earth, floating in the distance.
Behind him, Karen McTruthseeker, an influencer with a YouTube channel called Space Lies Exposed, taps her helmet.
The others nod sagely.
They all attempt to jump. They soar comically high into the air and crash down in slow motion.
SCENE: EXT. LUNAR BASE – A SHABBY HOLLYWOOD-LOOKING SET
They stumble upon a rundown abandoned lunar station. The sign on the door reads:
🚀 “WELCOME TO THE MOON LANDING DENIERS’ TRUTH CENTRE”
They enter and find rusty monitors, broken microphones, and a single, flickering green-screen backdrop.
Dwayne picks up a yellowed script labeled "Apollo 11" and flips through it.
Just then, a robotic voice crackles over an ancient intercom.
A long pause.
SCENE: EXT. THE MOON – HOURS LATER
The deniers, still refusing to believe they’re actually on the Moon, decide to prove their theory the only way they know how: by removing their helmets to expose the "soundstage" lie.
He yanks off his helmet. There is a horrible sucking sound as his face freezes solid in seconds. His body collapses into a lifeless heap.
The others stare.
SCENE: THE FINAL MOMENTS
Hours pass. Oxygen runs low. Their suits beep in warning. They still refuse to believe.
They collapse, one by one, their final words whispered into the endless void:
"This is just a soundstage…"
Silence.
SCENE: NASA CONTROL ROOM – EARTH
A group of scientists in white lab coats watch from mission control. They sip coffee as the screen shows lifeless denier bodies drifting into lunar craters.
FADE TO BLACK.
🚀 THE END. 🚀
