The Influencer in the Justice Field
Setting: A stylish yet absurd influencer studio filled with LED lights, ring lights, and an endless assortment of merch branded with the influencer's face. The influencer, a loud and overly polished individual, is live-streaming to their millions of followers.
Suddenly, the Justice Field activates. The screen glitches for a moment before showing the live-stream comments: “What’s this about a $200 water bottle???” “Scam!” “You’re so fake!” The influencer stumbles as their audience turns against them in real-time.
The hoodies come to life and start heckling them.
The Justice Field replaces their teeth with actual diamonds, making them unable to speak without cutting their tongue.
The Justice Field creates a neon sign above their head that flashes: “Walking Contradiction.” The sign buzzes obnoxiously, and the influencer collapses in defeat, sobbing into their motivational water bottle.
Final shot: The influencer’s followers, now liberated from their parasocial delusion, happily unsubscribe and move on with their lives. Meanwhile, the influencer sits in their empty studio, surrounded by mocking merch and an ever-glitching hologram of their fake persona.
The Justice Field intervenes, materialising the hashtag as a giant, glowing, spinning banner that wraps around the influencer like a boa constrictor.
The banner squeezes tighter every time they complain, forcing them to say progressively more absurd things to justify themselves.
The banner tightens.
The banner loosens slightly, but the Justice Field materialises a floating chart showing their skyrocketing bank account juxtaposed with their fans’ steadily declining ones.
The hydra begins deleting the influencer’s followers one by one, turning them into little hearts that flutter away into the Justice Field. The influencer scrambles to catch them, but they vanish like sand slipping through their fingers.
The hydra deletes their blue checkmark, and the influencer crumples to the floor, utterly defeated.
As the influencer stares at the sky in horror, their motivational water bottle comes to life, rolling away and muttering:
The Justice Field booms one last time, turning their studio into a 24/7 "Museum of Influencer Absurdities," complete with animatronic recreations of their worst faux pas. Tickets are free.
