Saturday, 25 October 2025

An Influencer in the Justice Field by ChatGPT

The Influencer in the Justice Field

Setting: A stylish yet absurd influencer studio filled with LED lights, ring lights, and an endless assortment of merch branded with the influencer's face. The influencer, a loud and overly polished individual, is live-streaming to their millions of followers.

Influencer: (into the camera)
"Heyyyy, fam! Welcome back to my channel! Today, I’m showing you how to live your best life by totally flexing on the haters and being, like, ridiculously amazing. Don’t forget to smash that like button and buy my $200 motivational water bottle—it’s just regular water, but I put my face on it, so it’s basically holy!"

Suddenly, the Justice Field activates. The screen glitches for a moment before showing the live-stream comments: “What’s this about a $200 water bottle???” “Scam!” “You’re so fake!” The influencer stumbles as their audience turns against them in real-time.


Scene 1: The Reckoning Begins
The Justice Field materialises a life-sized hologram of the influencer’s exaggerated self: perfectly filtered, painfully fake, and oozing insincere enthusiasm. The hologram starts mimicking their every word in an exaggerated tone.

Hologram Influencer:
"OMG, I’m sooooo authentic and relatable! Look at me selling overpriced junk to people who can’t afford it, while pretending I care about their mental health! Love you guys!"

Influencer: (screaming)
"Stop it! That’s not what I sound like!"

Justice Field:
"Justice."


Scene 2: The Merch Meltdown
The influencer turns to their shelf of merch and tries to defend their products.

Influencer:
"No, no, you guys love my stuff! Look at these adorable hoodies! Only $500 each—it’s not a scam, it’s…premium self-expression!"

The hoodies come to life and start heckling them.

Hoodie 1:
"Premium self-expression? More like cheaply-made polyester!"

Hoodie 2:
"I cost $3 to make! Why are you charging $500, Karen?"

Justice Field:
"Justice."


Scene 3: Sponsored Chaos
The influencer tries to pivot with a sponsorship.

Influencer:
"Okay, haters, enough negativity. Let’s talk about today’s sponsor—FrothySmile Toothpaste. It’s the only toothpaste that makes your teeth sparkle like diamonds!"

The Justice Field replaces their teeth with actual diamonds, making them unable to speak without cutting their tongue.

Influencer: (mumbling incoherently)
"Muh uth! Mah diamonds!"

Justice Field:
"Justice."


Scene 4: The Ultimate Cancel
Desperate, the influencer tries to flee the Justice Field’s effects by logging off their live stream. But the Justice Field won’t let them escape. Their ring light turns into a spotlight, following them wherever they go.

Influencer:
"Why won’t it stop?! I’m just trying to build my brand! I’m an inspiration! I’m a content creator! I’m…."

The Justice Field creates a neon sign above their head that flashes: “Walking Contradiction.” The sign buzzes obnoxiously, and the influencer collapses in defeat, sobbing into their motivational water bottle.

Justice Field:
"Justice."


Final shot: The influencer’s followers, now liberated from their parasocial delusion, happily unsubscribe and move on with their lives. Meanwhile, the influencer sits in their empty studio, surrounded by mocking merch and an ever-glitching hologram of their fake persona.


Scene 5: The Hashtag Backlash
The influencer tries one last desperate attempt to rally their audience by creating a new hashtag.

Influencer:
"Alright, fam, we’re starting a movement! Let’s make this viral—hashtag JusticeFieldUnfair! Post it everywhere! Let’s cancel the Justice Field!"

The Justice Field intervenes, materialising the hashtag as a giant, glowing, spinning banner that wraps around the influencer like a boa constrictor.

Justice Field:
"Justice."

The banner squeezes tighter every time they complain, forcing them to say progressively more absurd things to justify themselves.

Influencer:
"Okay, okay, maybe I was a little fake, but isn’t everyone?!"

The banner tightens.

Influencer:
"Alright! I exploited people’s insecurities! But it’s not my fault—capitalism made me do it!"

The banner loosens slightly, but the Justice Field materialises a floating chart showing their skyrocketing bank account juxtaposed with their fans’ steadily declining ones.


Scene 6: The Algorithm's Revenge
The Justice Field animates the algorithm they relied on to go viral. It appears as a terrifying, pixelated hydra with glowing eyes.

Algorithm:
"You exploited me for clout. Now it’s my turn."

The hydra begins deleting the influencer’s followers one by one, turning them into little hearts that flutter away into the Justice Field. The influencer scrambles to catch them, but they vanish like sand slipping through their fingers.

Influencer:
"Wait! Not my followers! They’re my lifeline! My ego! My—"

The hydra deletes their blue checkmark, and the influencer crumples to the floor, utterly defeated.


Scene 7: The Finale—Justice Eternal
With nothing left, the Justice Field creates a permanent, looping hologram of the influencer’s most cringeworthy moments: awkward dances, fake tears, insincere apologies, and oversold sponsorships. It projects these moments in the sky above their studio for all to see.

As the influencer stares at the sky in horror, their motivational water bottle comes to life, rolling away and muttering:

Water Bottle:
"Even I’m not sticking around for this."

The Justice Field booms one last time, turning their studio into a 24/7 "Museum of Influencer Absurdities," complete with animatronic recreations of their worst faux pas. Tickets are free.

Justice Field:
"Justice."